Insult Better, Quote Shakespeare!

Shakespeare is the man! Here are a few of my favourite Shakespearean insults. The advantage of using this is that you can get away while the person u address it to is still processing it! Evil right? πŸ˜‰ On the plus side… My coffee will never go cold in hell πŸ˜‰ (hehehheehhe)

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God has given you one face and you build yourself another!”

“I wish we could be better enemies.”

“Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.”

“Thou art unfit for any place but hell.”

Thine face is not worth sunburning.”

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